Saturday, November 23, 2013

Ezekiel: Chapters 8 to 15

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CHAPTER 8

Time for the trippy side of Ezekiel to come out.  We get a charming introduction – “I was sitting in my house” – hey, a nice personal touch!  It’s not really describing the scene much, but you rarely get first person in the Bible at all.

Anyhow, Ezekiel gets his mind blown by another vision.  A vision of a man as brilliant as polished bronze comes to Ezekiel and transports Ezekiel to the Temple of the Lord in Jerusalem.  While there, Ezekiel sees all manner of abominations.  Ezekiel is horrified at the sights – and especially in this place!  Clearly, people deserve the punishment coming to them soon.

CHAPTER 9

The vision continues, with God saying that the abominators will be slaughtered. Bummer.  Then Ezekiel – unlike Jeremiah, ever – pleads with God to not do this.  No dice, says God.  Their sins are too great.

This is a vision that could only come from someone in Babylon.  After all, if he were still there, plenty could deny it.  But who in Babylon can say that God transported them to Jerusalem to see what was going on?  

Again, though, this is entirely outside all prophetic tradition for the Hebrew.  That people would accept Ezekiel’s astonishing claims despite his breaking with precedent and his rather, uh, unorthodox behavior is a sign of how desperate they were for some contact with the Lord.  Also, he’d continue to get support later on because he’s saying that Jerusalem will fall – and it does.  Like Jeremiah, he helps explain the calamity before it happens, so people can more easier adjust their theology instead of entirely abandoning their God (as the lost 10 tribes did) when things fall apart on them. 

CHAPTER 10

The vision continues, and Ezekiel learns what the memorable vision from Chapter 1 was.  It was a cherubim.  They had some cherubims in the Holiest of Holies in the old Temple, two with their wings stretched out, by the Ark of the Lord.  But I can’t imagine that they looked much like Ezekiel’s memorable depiction of the four-headed whatever.

CHAPTER 11

God continues talking to Ezekiel.  He tells the prophet that the people of Jerusalem will be destroyed and devastated because of the abominations that Ezekiel saw there during this odd journey/vision. 

Ezekiel begins telling people this prophecy, and someone named Pelatiah drops dead right in front of Ezekiel.  However, this is still in the vision, not real life.  So it’s not a real death.  It’s just meant to symbolize what will happen to Jerusalem. 

But there will be a happy ending. God will renew his oath to the Hebrew and the survivors will be allowed to return at some point. Finally, the vision ends, and Ezekiel begins to tell everyone what he saw.  If I were one of the Hebrew, I’d have trouble believing him.   Jeremiah might’ve come off like a misanthrope, but Ezekiel comes off like a whacko.

CHAPTER 12

Now that he’s fully back from his vision, Ezekiel does what he does best – engage in some showmanship.  God tells him to go around with a packed bag, as if he’s going of to exile.  Also, at night he is to dig a hole through the wall of where he is living.  The packed bag represents the Hebrew going off to exile.  I don’t quite get the dug hole, but it’s related somehow. 

It doesn’t go too well.  People hear his bleak prophecies and think he is wrong.  Yeah, that isn’t too surprising.  People believe what they want to believe.  Besides, how can they tell that his guy is a true prophet, or just some crazy guy who eats cow manure?

Also, one thing I noticed in this chapter, Ezekiel has his own favorite phrase.  Just as Isaiah had “Lord of hosts” and Jeremiah had “oracle of the Lord” so does Ezekiel have a signature phrase: son of man.

Pretty much every time God goes to talk to him, he begins off by saying “Son of man.”  I haven’t noticed much of it until now, but God drops, “son of man” on Ezekiel six times.  I like this phrase.  It just sounds nice and separates us from God.  Ezekiel and Isaiah both have nice signature phrases, but Jeremiah’s “oracle of the Lord” lags behind.

CHAPTER 13

This is mostly a chapter of Ezekiel doing an imitation of Jeremiah.  Like Jeremiah, Ezekiel has to contend with a rival pact of prophets.  Like Jeremiah, the rivals foretell happy tidings.  Jerusalem won’t fall!  All is well!  Remain calm!  People like hearing them because it’s what they want to hear.

But Ezekiel is critical, so people don’t like him as much.  He complains of his rivals, “They have led my people astray, saying, `Peace!’ when there is no peace, and when a wall is built, they cover it with whitewash.”  Oh, so that’s where the phrase “to whitewash” comes from (and yes, he does use it repeatedly in this section).  Huh.  So we get that from the Bible, too.  For the most part Ezekiel doesn’t have nearly as good a way with words as Jeremiah or Isaiah, but I’ll give him that one.

He also attacks witches.  So apparently they had witches then.

CHAPTER 14

The first half of this chapter if fairly generic, boilerplate Bible stuff.  Idolatry: it’s bad.  Just say no to idolatry, got that kids?   Good.

The second half is a little better, as Ezekiel tells everyone about the need for a just cause, and he namedrops three greats to look up to: Noah, Job, and Daniel.  Wait – Daniel?  He hasn’t even shown up yet.  In fact, from what I know he’s late exile and Ezekiel is still early exile.  So how can Ezekiel mention Daniel?  (In fact, scholars believe that Daniel was written centuries later, so that really sounds off).  Well, the footnotes can explain this one.  There was a popular heroic figure in the Near East called Daniel.  So the Bible’s Daniel isn’t the first Daniel.  I guess.  

Anyway, that’s a pretty eclectic mix – Noah, Job, and this Daniel person.  If nothing else, it means the Book of Job should’ve been written before the exile began.

Oh, and at the end of the chapter, something somewhat famous happens – we meet the Four Horsemen!  Well, they aren’t the four horsemen.  Not yet anyway.  But God does say, “Even though I send against Jerusalem my four evil punishments – sword, famine, wild beasts, and plague – “ Wait, let’s end the quote there.  War, famine, disease – those are three of the Four Horsemen.  This has beasts, not death, but it is very similar.  I think the Four Horsemen come from the end of the New Testament and the Book of Revelations.  Well, that author was likely cribbing from Ezekiel.  (That makes sense.  Ezekiel is our most visionary Old Testament figure and Revelations is the most visionary New Testament book).  He just shifts wild beasts to death.  Admittedly death sounds more imposing, but it’s also a bit redundant of the others.  From a logical point of view, Ezekiel holds up better.  (Looks at the last sentence).  Wow – there is something I never expected to write!

CHAPTER 15

This chapter is a short one.  It’s also poetry, the first poetry in all of Ezekiel so far.  (This is very different from the poetry-heavy Jeremiah and Isaiah). 

But I don’t quite get the poem.  It’s a parable of the vine.  Apparently, there is some wood in a vine (really?  I had no idea) and it makes good kindling.  So will it be with the people of Jerusalem.  OK, I guess it makes sense.  But talking about wood in a vine threw me.   I guess that’s my ignorance of vines showing.  I’m sure it makes more sense back in the day.  People lived closer to nature then.  They had more experience then I do with things like vines.

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